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(Msg. 1) Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2003 8:39 pm
Post subject: [Fwd: new airplanes]
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Keith B Rosenberg wrote:
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> December 2003 National Geographic.
> Page 13.
> Article titled "Wings of Change".
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> "Airplanes are now built to carry a pilot and a dog in the cockpit," says
> Arlen Rens, a Lockheed Martin test pilot. "The pilot's job is to feed the
> dog, and the dog's job is to bite the pilot if he touches anything."
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(Msg. 2) Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2003 8:39 pm
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In article <3FD5FA9D.A8C8CF49 DeleteThis @chello.se>,
Alexandre Grand-Clement <alexgc DeleteThis @chello.se> wrote:
* Keith B Rosenberg wrote:
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* > December 2003 National Geographic.
* > Page 13.
* > Article titled "Wings of Change".
* >
* > "Airplanes are now built to carry a pilot and a dog in the cockpit," says
* > Arlen Rens, a Lockheed Martin test pilot. "The pilot's job is to feed the
* > dog, and the dog's job is to bite the pilot if he touches anything."
I hate dogs.
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(Msg. 3) Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2003 8:39 pm
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in article br4vtd$7l7$1@panix5.panix.com, Paul Frankenstein at X DeleteThis @x.x wrote
on 12/9/03 9:14 AM:
> I hate dogs.
I bet the feeling is mutual.
;-)
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(Msg. 4) Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2003 10:45 pm
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Alexandre Grand-Clement <alexgc RemoveThis @chello.se> wrote:
> Keith B Rosenberg wrote:
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> > December 2003 National Geographic.
> > Page 13.
> > Article titled "Wings of Change".
> >
> > "Airplanes are now built to carry a pilot and a dog in the cockpit," says
> > Arlen Rens, a Lockheed Martin test pilot. "The pilot's job is to feed the
> > dog, and the dog's job is to bite the pilot if he touches anything."
Pah. Newfangled nonsense. Give me the days of piston-engined aircraft,
when men were men and the engines did the barking and growling.
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(Msg. 5) Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2003 4:33 am
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Paul Frankenstein wrote:
> In article <3FD5FA9D.A8C8CF49 DeleteThis @chello.se>,
> Alexandre Grand-Clement <alexgc DeleteThis @chello.se> wrote:
> * Keith B Rosenberg wrote:
> * >
> * > December 2003 National Geographic.
> * > Page 13.
> * > Article titled "Wings of Change".
> * >
> * > "Airplanes are now built to carry a pilot and a dog in the cockpit," says
> * > Arlen Rens, a Lockheed Martin test pilot. "The pilot's job is to feed the
> * > dog, and the dog's job is to bite the pilot if he touches anything."
>
> I hate dogs.
I hate cats...
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(Msg. 6) Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2003 5:42 am
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(Msg. 7) Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2003 5:42 am
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Alexandre Grand-Clement wrote:
> Rufus wrote:
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>>Paul Frankenstein wrote:
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>>>I hate dogs.
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>>I hate cats...
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> I hate the smell of napalm in the morning.
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I've only ever smelled it at night...
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(Msg. 8) Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2003 5:52 am
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Rufus wrote:
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> Alexandre Grand-Clement wrote:
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> > Rufus wrote:
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> >>Paul Frankenstein wrote:
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> >>>I hate dogs.
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> >>I hate cats...
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> > I hate the smell of napalm in the morning.
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> > A
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> I've only ever smelled it at night...
No no, this is a 'I hate..' thread. As in 'I hate picking at a scab and
find out it's a tick.'
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(Msg. 9) Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2003 5:52 am
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Alexandre Grand-Clement wrote:
> Rufus wrote:
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>>Alexandre Grand-Clement wrote:
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>>>Rufus wrote:
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>>>>Paul Frankenstein wrote:
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>>>>>I hate dogs.
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>>>>I hate cats...
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>>>I hate the smell of napalm in the morning.
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>>>A
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>>I've only ever smelled it at night...
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> No no, this is a 'I hate..' thread. As in 'I hate picking at a scab and
> find out it's a tick.'
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> A
Oh...
I hate it when that happens.
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(Msg. 10) Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2003 5:52 am
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in article 3FD67BB3.39CD20ED.TakeThisOut@chello.se, Alexandre Grand-Clement at
alexgc.TakeThisOut@chello.se wrote on 12/9/03 5:52 PM:
> No no, this is a 'I hate..' thread.
Okay. I hate Franco-Swedes. Happy now?
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(Msg. 11) Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2003 10:34 am
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alexgc DeleteThis @chello.se (Alexandre Grand-Clement) wrote in
<3FD6792E.D51D87AC DeleteThis @chello.se>:
>Rufus wrote:
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>> Paul Frankenstein wrote:
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>> > I hate dogs.
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>> I hate cats...
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>I hate the smell of napalm in the morning.
I hate glowing in the dark.
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(Msg. 12) Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2003 11:06 am
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in article 944D564AAWile.E.Coyote.TakeThisOut@194.134.193.23, Harro de Jong at
hdejong.TakeThisOut@zonnet.nl.invalid wrote on 12/9/03 11:34 PM:
> I hate glowing in the dark.
I should have thought it quite useful. You'd save on electricity and be sure
to be invited to all the blackout parties. On the other hand, if it keeps
you awake...
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(Msg. 13) Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2003 11:37 am
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Harro de Jong wrote:
> alexgc DeleteThis @chello.se (Alexandre Grand-Clement) wrote in
> <3FD6792E.D51D87AC DeleteThis @chello.se>:
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>>Rufus wrote:
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>>> Paul Frankenstein wrote:
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>>> > I hate dogs.
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>>> I hate cats...
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>>I hate the smell of napalm in the morning.
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> I hate glowing in the dark.
I hate you all. <sniff>
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(Msg. 14) Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2003 11:37 am
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in article br6m0v$4vv$1@pegasus.csx.cam.ac.uk, Richard P. Grant at
rpg14.DeleteThis@yahoo.co.uk.invalid wrote on 12/10/03 12:37 AM:
> I hate you all. <sniff>
That's because you're British. Jealous twit.
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(Msg. 15) Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2003 2:27 pm
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In article <BBFC847C.1B744%emrys@olypen.com>,
Michael Emrys <emrys.RemoveThis@olypen.com> wrote:
> in article 944D564AAWile.E.Coyote.RemoveThis@194.134.193.23, Harro de Jong at
> hdejong.RemoveThis@zonnet.nl.invalid wrote on 12/9/03 11:34 PM:
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> > I hate glowing in the dark.
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> I should have thought it quite useful. You'd save on electricity and be sure
> to be invited to all the blackout parties. On the other hand, if it keeps
> you awake...
It's not all it's made out to be.
(Trust me on this.)
Dan
- who glowed in the dark for more than a year after leaving the rad lab.
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