Motorcycles

In light of all the recent discussion on this topic, I thought I should add
the following, sent to me by a friend:

 > Subject: Farm Story
 >
 > On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together.
 > One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to
 > sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the
 > farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm,
 > he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to
 > town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new
 > Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length
 > of rope, hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. Back at the bog,
 > the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny
 > Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to
 > him. After tying the other end to the rear of the farmer's bike, the chicken
 > then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike,rescued the
 > horse! Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse and
 > the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the
 > two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals. A few weeks later, the
 > chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to
 > the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and
 > straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab
 > his hangy-down thing and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken
 > got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life. The
 > moral of the story? (Yes, there's a moral!)
 >
 >
 > "When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks!"

Michael<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ -->

Last time I heard this one, it was a Porshe...

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- Rufus

Michael Emrys wrote:
 > In light of all the recent discussion on this topic, I thought I should add
 > the following, sent to me by a friend:
 >
 >
  >>Subject: Farm Story
  >>
  >>On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together.
  >>One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to
  >>sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the
  >>farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm,
  >>he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to
  >>town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new
  >>Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length
  >>of rope, hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. Back at the bog,
  >>the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny
  >>Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to
  >>him. After tying the other end to the rear of the farmer's bike, the chicken
  >>then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike,rescued the
  >>horse! Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse and
  >>the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the
  >>two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals. A few weeks later, the
  >>chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to
  >>the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and
  >>straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab
  >>his hangy-down thing and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken
  >>got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life. The
  >>moral of the story? (Yes, there's a moral!)
  >>
  >>
  >>"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks!"
 >
 >
 > Michael
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